Top Five Reasons I’ve been wanting a dog lately:
1. This website.
2. This breed.
3. Just about every dog on this website.
4. An email from Talia and Alex saying they got a new puppy.
5. This interaction with my dad online today:
me: dad, i’m in a huge dog-wanting phase.
it’s a problem.
Dad: You can’t have one where you liive?
Or your roommate doesn’t want one?
me: mostly i don’t think i’m grown up enough. nor do i think i can afford it
Dad: Slight delay for spilled tea.
That’s HOW you grow up. And you can afford it.
Gotta go work.