Today’s guest blogger is my friend Anne (names have been changed to protect the innocent). She sent me an absolutely hilarious email the other day with a story from work, so I asked her to tell it to the world, as it were. If you have ever worked for someone you GREATLY dislike (like we have), then you will probably understand why she and I laughed so hard at this.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you… Anne.
I work for a small engineering company employing around 40 people. Our CEO is a tall, swarthy European man with a thick accent. He is aggressive and short tempered. My co-workers euphemistically refer to him as “direct” and frequently talk about how “refreshing” it is to be dealt with in such a straightforward manner. I suspect these coworkers have daddy complexes, because I do not find it refreshing to witness my colleagues being berated.
Recently, our CEO was giving a presentation at our all staff meeting when someone asked him a question which prompted him to go looking in “my recent documents.” His computer screen was being projected, and so I could not help but notice that his list of recent documents included several unmistakably pornographic document titles. One was a jpeg file called “cum tits.”
The meeting went on for almost two hours after this and I appeared to be the only person who noticed. I am pretty sure I turned bright red. I was struggling to hold it together.
After the meeting, I googled “cum tits” and “aerospace” to see if it is some kind of industry lingo and got no hits. Then again, that would not have explained “pussy party.”